Hobbit nonsense (as inspired by sister Marq, who was in turn inspired by the Lord of the Rings films . . .

A Change of Hobbit
(To the tune of Elvis’ “Change of Habit”)

Well, if you are a hobbit
And you’re feeling kind of down,
That ring is weighing on you
And you long for Shiretown.
Don’t count on any back-up
When you send your Sam away.
You don’t need—you don’t need—
What you don’t need is a change of hobbit.
No, keep your hobbit:
Get rid of Gollum,
Send Fishbreath packing
Into the gloom.
The Halls of Mordor
Were not so cheerful,
And now you’re headed
For old Mount Doom . . .